In the version of Quest for Glory II that I got back in 1990, one of my favorite features was when after concluding your deal with the saurus salesman (when he gives his "no returns" spiel) a bug would cause him instead of walking away normally to simply drift backwards while standing ther...

Considering that almost everything this guy is selling seems to be illegal, we should contact the authorities on eBay.  The have a comprehensive program to deal with copyright violators.