Wolfgang, I don't think you get it. He's doing this to make Swift hate him. He's hopeful that hate will turn to love as she tries to make him into a decent boyfriend. Doncha get it?

Apparently not...

*Grabs the wheel and attempts to steer this topic back on track*

~Wolfgang

Yeah, um, Blackthorne? It's fine that you have this thing against women and all (well, it's your choice anyway), but try not to let it leak onto these forums. It's one thing to throw out an occasional joke, but let's not harp on the subject to the point that other people start getting offended. ~Wol...

There is a screen near Hagatha's cave (one to the north and one to the east, I believe) that has some large stones sitting on the right side of the screen. That's the screen that the riddle pertains to.

~Wolfgang

Gee...I wonder who Steffi would vote for... ;) Lessee...Hero has yellow/blonde hair, thereby leaving out Tom Cruise (black hair), Tom Hanks (black hair), and Vin Diesel (no hair :p ). Sure, they could have their hair coloured but it just wouldn't be the same. I'd have to make a write-in vote for... ...

Everyone knows women only dress up and wear makeup to impress other women. If women want to impress a guy, they just have to show up naked with a six-pack (waits for Klitos to respond). ;) But seriously, I'd prefer no makeup either. A little is fine, but overdone looks awful. Little to none would be...

The coconut isn't on the mainland, but it's on the small island that you teleport to. It's also the only tree in that area that you can climb. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><b...

In order to get the flower from the girl, you need to find her basket first. The basket itself won't even appear until you've spoken with her about it, either, so you'll need to find the girl foremost. She can be found one screen south of the cave (with the two skulls out front). If she's not there,...

My parents have been married for 30 years, and in that time there are some lessons that have been learned. This is a prime example of one. Your choices in this case, as with most board/video/sports games are:<br><br>1) Let her win<br>2) Get used to sleeping on the couch<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON ST...

Don't just GIVE them to him...make him WORK for it. He wants the gems, you want out of your predicament. Surely there's something you can do to him (or show him) to convince him to help you.<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Nope, not yet. I was starting to get a bit frustrated with it, so I decided to take a break from it. I haven't picked it back up yet. I've made it to Zanarkand and got killed by the guardian there.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QU...

It's not always the same directions for each game. Read the bible page you got out of the church carefully.<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

Indeed we would, Gav. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>If you could keep all of your questions in one topic, that'd be great, and it would avoid needing to ask (or answer for...

You don't actually see Graham climb the tree. Just click the hand on the hole in tree one screen south of the town entrance.<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>that next one and next few just might be the ones that cure cancer or HIV, or stop the ozone from deterationg and stuff.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>True, even though statistically they are far more likely to...

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I know! A handful of people have gotten pregnant at my workplace. It's crazy. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--...

Well, there's already flint underneath it. All you need now is something with which to make a spark, and I guarantee you have such an item...<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>CONGRATULATIONS and lots of love<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>...Isn't that what caused this whole situation? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink...

"American League"<br><br>Didn't you know how popular baseball was in Daventry, as evidenced by Graham and Malvolio playing outside in the carrot patch? Yep, and even the Kolyma history books favour the junior circuit, as Kolyma and Daventry had the first two AL teams. They used the incepti...

And you've spoken with the Door of Destiny? The comb should be all you need for the mermaid, in fact IIRC she appears as soon as you've spoken with the Door of Destiny the first time.<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I know... I know... they're girls, but they are HOT!!! I dunno if I have a picture of myself in them, but if I get one, I'll make sure to post it.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockqu...

Why should how bad your week was have any bearing whatsoever on how you treat people here?<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

Ah, okay. Once the gems are thrown to the other side, try talking to him. Graham should reason with him and then he'll give you his knife.<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

The Dwarf wants your stuff (particulary your gemstones), right? Well, try to show him that if he wants them, he'll have to go get them himself!<br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

The same way you put it on. Just click the cloak on Graham. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>~Wolfgang <p></p><i></i>

Anastasia should have given you something before leaving the library. Something that reminded her of her parents. Well, her parents are probably buried in the graveyard, so maybe they'd let you in if you showed it to them...<br><br>Also, the second graveyard is through the church. The "normal&q...