You know Erpy, if there really is a turtle lair you added then I have to ask to get some credit on that one in the game, because I was the sick bastard who made it up after discovering the Pizza Elemental :P Pretty please?

I actually thought up the turtle lair for two reasons: 1) because people kept asking me how to find the pizza elemental and i wanted you to find it yourself. 2) to entertain the makers of the game and myself ;) in fact, one admin (who will remain nameless) told me: "BTW, do you realize what kin...

Enough with the red herrings, people don't like searching the desert for nonexistent beings for days on end. Just find the turtle lair like everyone else who did the pizza elemental quest from beginning until end.

Let him try to eat you when the rain gets heavy. This will slow the rain down, you don't even have to get into his mouth just step there and let him rub his belly. After the failed attempt things should be easier for you to jab away without worrying about pizza showers for awhile.

His hint was pretty clear you know. the "MAKERS" of the game? MAKERS as in MAKER as in godly, see where this is going? Remember that shrine at the turtle lair? best of luck

Would you people grow a pair and kill the damn thing already? This thread has explained over and over how you can deal with him in ways that don't need a buffed up character or lightning reflexes. There is no reason whatsoever that you can't deal with him, and erpy's designing it doesn't give him an...

Feel free to go over my battle tips and the battle tips of others. It really shouldn't be that difficult. It doesn't even require sharp reflexes. There is nothing impassable about it, you just need to understand the rhythm when fighting him and when to attack him and when not, and always follow up w...

On the other hand, you could just kill a bunch of ghouls and scorps one night and have enough cash for all your sick dastardly needs instead of killing packs of J-men which takes more time and button pressing.

Sure, but can he do a triple slash, lunge counterattack, and wink-at-the-camera combo?

The contained pizza can be used for something else, nothing too big. Just the kind of thing that is expected of a hero with an abundance of pizza :) You can even add something to the pizza as a topping and off some of your favorite NPCs :D well ok, obviously not your FAVOURITE NPCs, otherwise you wo...

aye laddie/lassie and erpy was right about the hitting to negate rejuvenation as being a coincidence, i poked him like a pillsbury dough boy with my sword but no go. I guess you're just going to have to go into the belly of the beast, or to its neck at the most if you time your escape right. To get ...

Thank you AGD -->-->@ you're very very pretty for programmers

Yes, a vulcan greeting would draw unwanted attention

The flamedart strategy works just as well as that one button at the right time (not too small a time window actually), and it's sooooo much cooler, you can just imagine him swallowing a ball of fire :D well, i do. I'm really surprised no one found him before hand, don't people just go for long walks...

i'm pretty sure the jesus reference was just a way to mess with you. And again, what is necessary has been mentioned already. Killing and capturing an elemental and having the pizza box. Feel free to try a game without having killed the brigand in the city and see how it works out. And the fight isn...

As it's been said on the forum, to trigger the prophecy you have to visit the shrine at the turtle lair.

The elemental is not a tmnt reference you know. It's just a tribute to pizza, the most radical and gnarly of all god's creations (including the Technodrome).

But soule already gave it away The head could have made for a nice bowling minigame though

People, stop dissing the saurus. In every craven is a battle saurus just waiting to pop out, if you can't rally the saurus into an eating frenzy then it's your fault as a commander. As for that bit about him being able to heal himself, yeah, bummer :D Of course a good saurus would have grabbed that ...

You can ride a saurus. Jesus would.

No need to starve or have the pizzabox as a selected item. He of Many Flavours would not want you to starve. Just capture at least one elemental. That is the only condition. And a saurus is recommended, highly. You know, because he chews on the elemental now and again which gives you some time to at...

*SPOILERS FOR BEATING PIZZA FACE. STOP READING IF YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY* Since you guys did such a fine job of finding him, luckily because the turtles are fanatics who decided to scribble the prophecy outside of their lair, then feel free to read up on this if you really feel wimpy enough to not be ab...

Yeah yeah, find the lair and stop bothering the good people you're going to have them holding buttons using a stack of quarters for days at a time and grinding more scorpions than Steve Irwin in "The Scorp Hunter Does The Sahara", assuming such a movie exists. it should.

I wish the lair looked like that. think more along the lines of the Saurus repair shop only less of a mess, kickass nostalgic music, four turtles who are unnamed and yet their conversation box colors are familiar, and a nice little shrine to Rakeesh's favourite food (you'll find out when you get the...

That's cryptic alright