more QFG fan music

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dungeonsofdorks · #1 Post by **dungeonsofdorks** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:13 am

from Tomeobic Robchitis.

That's me, and my friend Rob.

It's a semi-parody song about QFG1 vga.

http://zebox.com/toothrag/

That page is very old, click it, ignore everything, then just scroll down to hear the song. It's called "Quest for... oh, crap"

Here, have some "lyrics."

Tom: (humming)
Rob: All right, I'll try this, I'll give it a shot
Tom: Okay.
Rob: Upon von Spielburg and his clan
This curse I now demand
What I will shall come full measure
So shall ye lose all ye treasure
Come a hero from the east
Free the man from in the beast
Bring the child out from the band
Drive the curser from the land
I think I'll fight an ogre now
No, wait a minute, I will not
Oh crap, he just stabbed me
I could not run fast enough to flee
Tom: (humming)
Rob: I will go out and hunt some stuff
Oops, I just got stuck in the woods
Oh, now I'm going the right way
Hey, look, it's Earl Sinclair!
Tom: (humming)
Rob: Not the mama!
Tom & Rob: (humming)
Tom: Oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Oh, oh oh oh oh! Oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Tom & Rob: (humming)
Rob: Is it Caspar with a K or Kaspar with a C?
I'm not quite sure. I keep getting different answers.
That minotaur really looks, like, angry, instead of happy.
Tom: That's a centaur not a minotaur
Rob: Oh, that would explain it.
Tom: Oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
Rob: What's up with that lady?
She's like a cent-whore
Can I really wait a year in the game and come back and ask her out again?
Maybe if I bring flowers next time.
Tom: Hut of brown, now sit down
Hut of brown, now sit down
You'd think she could come up with a more creative rhyme
Sometime.
Rob: Actually, instead of flowers, I should bring her hay. That might work better.
I should always take the lead, too, 'cause it's gotta suck walking in her poo.
Aaaa! It's a thing and it's shooting blue stuff at me!
Tom: The kobold will shoot lightning at you
Rob: Oh, okay
Tom: And then, you'll die
Rob: I did.
Tom: The kobold will shoot lightning at you
Then you'll die.
Rob: But not permanently, because I can restore.
Tom: This is a seven minute song, why? I don't know.
Rob: Plus the beginning that you added on.
That'll make it eight minutes long.
Tom & Rob: (humming)
(clicking noises)
Rob: You're kidding, right?
Tom: RAAAAAAAAAARGH
Rob: Hostile intent is evident. Oh, crap.

PotatoSlayer · #2 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:33 pm

wow that was hilarious, it relieved me of 8 minutes of summer boredom. I'm gonna go set something on fire now

Vildern · #3 Post by **Vildern** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:46 pm

That was nice.

You crazy humming qfg-people.

Btw, here it's just 4:50 minutes long.

#4 Post by **navynuke04** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:46 pm

Apparently time moves faster in Isreal.

Quest For Glory Fan · #5 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:02 pm

it was 4:50. It was probably 8 before it got sped up

Alistair · #6 Post by **Alistair** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:01 pm

Awesome. I haven't downloaded it yet, but this kind of stuff always really makes me laugh. Not enough of it in the Sierra community.

- Alistair