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Offtopic: Funniest Joke!

#1 Post by funnyjokar1 » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:30 am

timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? ;)

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#2 Post by Vildern » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:05 pm

It seems to me that guy only thinks of sex  8o  Not that it's bad, but what does he think about right after having sex? :p ? His mind must be blank then. So, that's a proof that guys don't always think of sex  :p

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#3 Post by Quest For Glory Fan » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:45 pm

I've gotten this email before... pretty unimpressive.

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#4 Post by Erpy » Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:52 pm

It seems to me that guy only thinks of sex    Not that it's bad, but what does he think about right after having sex?  ? His mind must be blank then.
That's exactly why they often fall asleep right afterwards. :p

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