Happy Birthday Klytos

[Erpy]

Have a great birthday and may you still remember all of it the day afterwards.

[Schloss Ritter]

Yeah, what Erpy said...

Edit: Oops, I wasn't trying to sound negative. See below.

[Broomie]

Happy Birthday Shawn! Now get back to work on SQ2!

Yeah, what Erpy said...

Any reason for that tone or do you just like to pretend you care about other people's special occasions?

[Schloss Ritter]

Oops, that was supposed to be a positive ditto. Guess I didn't think it through this time...

Now I must sing (and believe me, you don't want to hear me sing this).


Happy birthday to yooou
Happy birthday to yooooou
Happy birthday dear Klytoooooooooooooooooooos
Happy. Birthday. tooo yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[Broomie]

Ah, that explains it. I didn't think you'd be the kind of person to make a comment like that. Oh well, celebrations I guess!

[seraphimdreamer777]

Happy Birthday!!

[Angelus3K]

Happy Birthday mate!

[Chief]

Happy birthday!~!!!!

and i hope you don't remember it the day after, then you Know it was fun!!!

[Anonymous Game Creator 2]

31, eh? Best wishes and good luck on upstaging your 21st.

Happy birthday!

[Boogeyman]

Did somebody say... birthday?

[Klytos]

Thanks for the warm wishes everyone!

I had a pretty quiet day being a work day and everything. But on Friday night! Bam! Great night! Lots of drinking, lots of friends, lots of memories.

Okay, that's a lie. I have only four clear memories of the night.

(a) Sculling 3/4 of a bottle of wine because we had to leave a certain pub due to my elder brother being kicked out.

(b) Drinking 4 straight shots of absinth because the people I bought them for pissed off.

(c) Standing at the toilet bowl with a hand on the wall and spewing (shortly after the four shots). Unfortunately for the cleaners and future patrons I missed a fair amount of the bowl and plastered the toilet paper holder and the floor. As I walked out of the toilet I loudly announced to anyone who was listening, "Try wiping your asses now! I am Sheeba, destroyer of worlds!" (I read that in a book once.)

(d) Getting kicked out of a pub because the girl behind the bar wouldn't .... me, I may have been slightly un-witty and obnoxious. I was allowed a final piss before I went, so I went to the toilet and saw a mobile phone sitting on the cistern (somebody must have left it there) so I dropped it into the bowl then grabbed the whole roll of paper and put that into the bowl and then took a dump, then flushed and backed it up. Then I left.

All in all, I had a brilliant and fantastic night.

[Chief]

holy crap that is awesome!!!! did all of that really happen?? hahahaahah

ok, that is one of the best b-day stories i've ever heard!!!

[Klytos]

Welcome to an average stupid night on the alcohol with The Klytos. Tickets are available at the gate.