To Boogeyman

[Brainiac]

I finally remembered something I've been meaning to say to you for a while now, Boogeyman.

I very much recommend that you never attempt your transformative magic on me. It would result in an attack of complete and utter terror in response.

Honestly, the horror is beyond anything you could comprehend. You cannot grasp the true form of the attack. All you could say before succumbing would be, "The form of that attack was inexplicable."

Nine thousand points to anyone (other than Boogeyman) who gets the joke.