Let's all find Rambaldi a nice girl!

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Boogeyman · #51 Post by **Boogeyman** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:38 am

Rambaldi0503 wrote:Ok, with all the gushy messages posted by BT and now Kurdt, and the engagements of Angelus/Vamp and anatoth, did I miss anybody else, it's come to this...

We need to find Rambaldi (ME!) a nice girl. So who wanted to help me out? For instance, Klitos, you could come to America, use that damn awesome accent of yours to pick up girls for me in a bar.

Angelus, you could woe them with your legions of games/movies you downloaded or loan me a chick-flick to use with them.

Erpy, you could loan me some wit.

So come on kids... start pitching in!

Let's get Rambaldi (ME!) a nice girl!!!

I shall turn you into a frog again so that you will hopefully get kissed by a princess.

Powers that over regions soggy,
turn Rambaldi back into a froggy!

Brainiac · #52 Post by **Brainiac** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 2:17 am

I wonder how long until Baba Yaga shows up to take you down for using her trademark spells...

Jafar · #53 Post by **Jafar** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:49 am

I want no more of Brainiac's lawyers.

Brainiac · #54 Post by **Brainiac** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:34 pm

Jafar wrote:I want no more of Brainiac's lawyers.

Oh, don't worry, Jafar, I'm not using massive numbers of cloned lawyers anymore...

...I found records of Sludge Vohaul's genetic techniques, so now it's cloned door-to-door salesmen!

Jafar · #55 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:29 am

Hah! I eat clones for breakfast!

Quest For Glory Fan · #56 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:15 am

what do you do when you get to the epidermus?

anyways now that my last post here is long forgotten (or so i hope) my current catch is kinda like Bt's. Not exactly the same adventure taste but still an adventure taste. EX: She kicks my ass royally monkey island style (I'll never get over it) but when it comes to more technical aproach like the 3d controls of Monkey Island 4 or Grim Fandango as far as "talking" EGA style like in peasents quest or any old game im slightly ahead . but the point is..... i don't remember where i was going with this but there was a direction in mind at one point......maybe i'll just go (rolls a D20) *16 (knew i shoulda waited till i had a higher Thac0 o well now i'll never be able to grapple with a ghost (if you knew that D&D 3.0/3.5 Ed rules don't have thaco and that it reaaly would be based on your base attack bonus then you should burn or sell all of your D&D books before you start a cult..

wow i should stick to something simpler then dice.... Wheel of morality turn turn turn tell me the lesson that i should learn..... get out before Swift uses what level 9 assasin skills she has to "Swift" death you because that's not a good way to get a "head" in life....or maybe you'll never be a "head" of a major corpration BWAHAHAHHA DECAPATATION IS FUN *<.< *>.> *Runs

dungeonsofdorks · #57 Post by **dungeonsofdorks** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:22 am

"You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah"

Quest For Glory Fan · #58 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:30 am

wow at first ithought that was a comletly random out burst but i realized ever since i rolled the D20 in my last post it was like i turned into steffi...a stupid stupid drunk. Then again i've never met a smart drunk and i don't wanna. If you have a teacher female atleast 50 who get's drunk and then talks to you about how you're a "smarmy bastard" and "Such a bloody pain in the ass" considered smart? i will weigh this evidence then realize i made fun of steffi and now i noticed it's to late so ahh ummm...im ranting again good night

Swift · #59 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:35 am

Quest For Glory Fan wrote: wow i should stick to something simpler then dice.... Wheel of morality turn turn turn tell me the lesson that i should learn..... get out before Swift uses what level 9 assasin skills she has to "Swift" death you because that's not a good way to get a "head" in life....or maybe you'll never be a "head" of a major corpration BWAHAHAHHA DECAPATATION IS FUN *<.< *>.> *Runs

I don't get it. Am I suppose to decapitate you?

Oh well.

*gets the chainsaw ready*

Here I come.

Jafar · #60 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:34 am

Run, run, or you'll be well done!

KKuhlman · #61 Post by **KKuhlman** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:16 am

Swift wrote:*gets the chainsaw ready*

Woo, can I join in?

Swift · #62 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:50 pm

Sure! Join in the fun!

Quest For Glory Fan · #63 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:54 pm

no no no it's a throwback to D&D where a level 9 assasin can focus and after three turns can instantly decapitate someone so i was just ranting D&D style and rembered swift death and decided "Swift" death cause i just....felt like it i geuss

Senor Matt · #64 Post by **Senor Matt** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:40 pm

Now now QFGfan, if you didn't want to get decapitated in the first place then you should have been clear about that from the beginning. Now Swift and Soulblighter have their chainsaws all ready and they can't stop now, they have to cut off some body part. So let this be a lesson to you, young man, for the next time you get decapitated. Always be clear about whether or not you want your head chopped off.

ok Swift and Soul, go to it!!

KKuhlman · #65 Post by **KKuhlman** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:08 am

Well, you know what they say, ladies first and all that..

Senor Matt wrote:*snip*...next time you get decapitated.*snip*

I always thought it was one of those once in a lifetime experienses.. Mah well, live and learn..

Swift · #66 Post by **Swift** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:25 am

Thank you.

Your turn.

Quest For Glory Fan · #67 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:38 am

is there a level 9 cleric in the audiece? hey swift if you were to die it would cost twice as much to resurect you because of your elven blood so be careful not to die ok?

Jafar · #68 Post by **Jafar** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:35 am

*Gives QFGFan a Phoenix Down*

Swift · #69 Post by **Swift** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:43 am

Quest For Glory Fan wrote: hey swift if you were to die it would cost twice as much to resurect you because of your elven blood so be careful not to die ok?

Ermm... Thanks for your concern. $:\$

Rambaldi0503 · #70 Post by **Rambaldi0503** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:14 pm

What the EXPLETIVE-DELETED happened to getting me a girl?

#71 Post by **Erpy** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:25 pm

Don't you just hate it when people start filling threads with off-topic rambling?

Swift · #72 Post by **Swift** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:34 pm

Hey! Don't look at me! I thought QFG Fan wanted me to decapitate him. $:\$

Besides, Rambaldi, you could always try your luck at the KQ9 forums. The girls there seem to adore you.

Blackthorne519 · #73 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:51 pm

Yeah, Rambaldi's a "cutie" over at the KQ9 forums.

Oh well. My GIRLFRIEND won't let me visit there anymore. Besides, Rambaldi's a big TV producer now........ I have two words for you, my friend..........

CASTING COUCH!

Bt

Rambaldi0503 · #74 Post by **Rambaldi0503** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:04 pm

My ex actually tried out for the show before I dated her. I had met her before then (she lived across the hall from the host), so I didn't exactly date her straight from the couch. But I did meet her because of the host, one of my good friends.

Quest For Glory Fan · #75 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:58 pm

it goes to show that D&D can take over even the most important of Rambaldi's ambitions. He is way up there on the carreer ladder though and I always thought he was in compotition with The knight. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF WELL? I'M LISTENING

Let's all find Rambaldi a nice girl!

Re: Let's all find Rambaldi a nice girl!

Heh

EVIL