We don't have small

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Renodox · #1 Post by **Renodox** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:03 pm

This happened before the McDonald's value meal... I had gone into McDonalds and asked for a small soda. The cashier told me, "We don't have small." Perplexed I asked what they did have. She replied, "We have medium, large and Super Size... or you could go for the kids sized."

It reminds me of the animaniacs episode:
Dr. Scratchandsniff: Give me a small popcorn.
Cashier: We don't have small.
Dr. Scratchandsniff: Then give me a medium popcorn.
Cashier: We don't have medium.
Dr. Scratchandsniff: Then what do you have?!
Cashier: Large, Chubby Wubby and Super Chubby Wubby!
Dr. Scratchandsniff: Then wouldn't a "large" be a "small?"
Cashier: Ah... I'd have to ask my manager.

Does anyone else have stories to tell about the illogical fast food industry?

Jafar · #2 Post by **Jafar** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:08 pm

Ever since the diet soda incident, we haven't really gone to fast food resturants.

Renodox · #3 Post by **Renodox** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:02 pm

Okay, your plan worked. What's the diet soda incident?

Jafar · #4 Post by **Jafar** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:23 pm

Nothing that bad. Just a little mix-up.