Batman strikes again...in his '88 cadillac

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Batman strikes again...in his '88 cadillac

#1 Post by 1eyedParrot » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:21 am

'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too

August 30, 2004


A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.

The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.

When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.

Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.

"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.

Art Golab

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst ... rty30.html

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#2 Post by Blummer102 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:45 am

Sheer genius.

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#3 Post by Kurdt » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:14 am

Why Batman?!?!! Why would you do this to a poor defenseless family like this?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE???!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Have they thought of looking for Christian Bale yet?

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#4 Post by Swift » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:24 am

That is so weird. :|

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#5 Post by The Knight » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:31 am

That's one of the oddest, and funniest things I've seen. :lol

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#6 Post by navynuke04 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:55 am

A few weeks ago I heard a story about a Bengal tiger escaping from a circus in New York. Apparently it ran across a busy highway, which caused cars to slam on their brakes (as you can imagine). What's funny is that the circus workers gave chase, trying to catch the beast.

Can you imagine a quiet morning drive to work when all of a sudden an extremely large tiger runs across the road? As you sit in your now stopped car pondering what you just saw, a train of clowns and acrobats run across the road telling you not to panic.

I probably would have pinched myself.

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#7 Post by Jafar » Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:19 am

:|

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#8 Post by The Knight » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:16 am

Okay, Navynuke. What you just said is the oddest, and funniest thing I've ever heard. :rollin

Man, that would be a sight.

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