"Terrorist" Threat in Australia (Not Serious Big B

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Klytos · #1 Post by **Klytos** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:02 pm

Heard this on the news tonight and it cracked me up.

A regional airport in Australia was evacuated today when a rubbish bin was found to be making a loud "whirring" sound. After five hours, the Police etc discovered a discarded sex toy in the rubbish bin had been turned on somehow and was moving around and making a terrible noise.

Sorry, I know terrorism is a terrible thing, but that cracked me up.

#2 Post by **Erpy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:12 pm

I guess the moral of that story is to take the batteries out of anything you dump, prior to dumping it.

VampD3 · #3 Post by **VampD3** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:52 pm

Just think if there were no men in the world how much share prices would be in the battery industry

Klytos · #4 Post by **Klytos** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:45 am

#5 Post by **navynuke04** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:33 pm

My mom flew into Melbourne yesterday. Her flight out of Dallas got delayed, and she called me to chat. I told her she might be in for other delays...

FatherGhostface · #6 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:57 pm

Terrorists are overated! They think that they are so big and great and evil.

They wouldn't know pure evil or darkness even if it came up ripped out of their organs, drank their blood like wine, fed their bones to hades, and stiched up a blanket made from their skin! Hmm...that's a distinct possibility? Evil can do that to ya sometimes!