Any advice on getting rid of one of two wanted attentions?

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Senor Matt · #51 Post by **Senor Matt** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:23 am

1eyedParrot wrote:Ooooh, now I can fondle my own breasteses!

Oh Swift, what have you done?

Swift · #52 Post by **Swift** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:52 am

I really don't mind at all if he/she can derive urm pleasure from his/her sagging "assets", though I'm rather surprised that he/she is still this "active" at the age 90. What's your secret, Parrot?

#53 Post by **Erpy** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:30 am

A proverb saying "A dirty mind is a joy forever".

JWar · #54 Post by **JWar** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:53 am

As I told you all I was planning on unfolding the truth to one of the two women last time I posted here, I thought I should take the time to inform you of the consequences of the action. After a somewhat uneasy night in which I was preparing to reveal my secret and in which she noticed that something was up and therefore reacted somewhat suspiciously, I took a deep breath and told her.

I have to confess that, as I was telling her, I felt a large load slide off my shoulders. As I was rounding off my story I felt a mixture of both dread and relief to have it out on the table. What happenend next has still got my mind spinning.

She already knew... and she told me the other did too, and that they has both known for some time now and had been wondering when I'd have the guts to come out and tell them. I've been told to take a moment to think and consider how to make up for trying to decieve the both of them.

What am I to do? This is not what I was expecting..

Jafar · #55 Post by **Jafar** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:21 am

I thought that might happen. Expect the unexpected.

What am I to do?

Well, you have to make it up to them. For starters, ignore any and all advice from certain Infamous characters...

Maybe you should try putting yourself in their position.

JWar · #56 Post by **JWar** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:24 am

I'm wondering whether I should take them both on a long weekend to Paris. Seems to me that that should be of a sufficient magnitude. Plus, somehow I feel that Paris would put everyone in a more generous mood.

#57 Post by **Erpy** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:17 pm

I'm not really surprised to hear that. I've had a situation slightly similar to yours domestically, although I was on the other side of the spectrum. Things like these tend to come out a lot more often than people think/hope.

The first thing to do, I guess, is to decide what kind of contact you want with both people. And you may have to settle with being "just friends" with both of them. If that's unacceptable to you, you may perhaps save yourself the trouble. After all, both girls will feel "used" right now. (and who can blame them?)

I wonder what the purpose of taking them both somewhere would be, other than complicate things further. Apologize to both of them and ask the person you're interested in if she's willing to give you another chance.

Senor Matt · #58 Post by **Senor Matt** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:23 am

JayWar wrote:As I told you all I was planning on unfolding the truth to one of the two women last time I posted here, I thought I should take the time to inform you of the consequences of the action. After a somewhat uneasy night in which I was preparing to reveal my secret and in which she noticed that something was up and therefore reacted somewhat suspiciously, I took a deep breath and told her.

I have to confess that, as I was telling her, I felt a large load slide off my shoulders. As I was rounding off my story I felt a mixture of both dread and relief to have it out on the table. What happenend next has still got my mind spinning.

She already knew... and she told me the other did too, and that they has both known for some time now and had been wondering when I'd have the guts to come out and tell them. I've been told to take a moment to think and consider how to make up for trying to decieve the both of them.

What am I to do? This is not what I was expecting..

Wow man

now that's karma for ya.

Now what I'm amazed at is that they both seem to be willing to give you another chance (females, why do they always like the guys that cheat on them or otherwise treat them like garbage?)In all practicality, your situation really hasn't changed. You're still stuck deciding between two women that seem to be either really awesome or really stupid.

But one thing's for sure man, you'd better make a decision soon if you want to have any hope of getting with either of them. So make it quick!

Quest For Glory Fan · #59 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:32 am

holy fak that's hilarious. I can see it now

Jaywar:well you're not the only one

Girl:oh the dancer/other one? I know

Jaywar:

well I wish I were as lucky (or cursed) in my situation because I see those girls every day. Anyways you should go to both girls at once (make sure they don't know of each others arrivals so they lack a plan) and ask how either feels of the situation and go from there. You should also look at how well they know and like eachother and hey if you want to give up ever being serious and you feel lucky you might be able to geta permanent love triangle going. (Fat chance)

Klytos · #60 Post by **Klytos** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:57 am

If she didn't slap you or throw something at you, then thats a clear sign she wants a three-some.

The Knight · #61 Post by **The Knight** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:07 am

(females, why do they always like the guys that cheat on them or otherwise treat them like garbage?)

Heh, we've had some conversations on that before. It's still quite a mystery.

How to understand Women; something no one will ever figure out.

Blackthorne519 · #62 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:27 am

Take them both to Paris, get drunk on wine and have some dirty, dirrty sex.

Bt

Quest For Glory Fan · #63 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:42 am

heh heh Bt ALWAYS thinking one step ahead of the game. That is so vile

1eyedParrot · #64 Post by **1eyedParrot** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:47 pm

Hey its Paris! You can do dirty sex in public!

Quest For Glory Fan · #65 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:53 pm

remind me to tell my parents not to bring their cam corder when they go....oh wait MOM WHEN YOU GO TO EUROPE NEXT SUMMER RECORD EVERYTHING! ok whatever you say

#66 Post by **navynuke04** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:42 pm

Can we clean up the conversation a bit? Thanks. $:\$

FatherGhostface · #67 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:08 pm

Distastful Peasents!

Quest For Glory Fan · #68 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:33 pm

with all due respect nuke I don't think this topic CAN be tasteful I mean look at the topic altthough important to the man it's difenitly not in tasteful bounds. In all seriousness and as tasteful as can be I seriously think you should go with one that you ACTUALLY LIKE and if you don't get out quick and don't make the same mistake I did last year....to the day

Jafar · #69 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:05 am

FatherGhostface wrote:Distastful Peasents!

Shall I call the guards to kick them out, my Lord?

The Knight · #70 Post by **The Knight** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:12 am

Jafar wrote:
FatherGhostface wrote:Distastful Peasents!
Shall I call the guards to kick them out, my Lord?

Who's the King around here? Sheesh! You delusional Peasents.

Now going back on topic with out it falling back into the gutter, or lower than that:

Well, hopefully for you(JayWar), you will be able to salvage something out of this mess. But if I have to guess, you'll probably have to enjoy being friends, if they're still willing to even that.

Any advice on getting rid of one of two wanted attentions?

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