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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:12 am
by Swift
Awww... that's cute.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:21 am
by Erpy
Hahahahaha. That put a big smile on my face, especially after mentally replaying that conversation accompanied by the voices as I remember them.

Image

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:25 pm
by Vildern
That's hilarious  :p

Humor

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:04 am
by Brainiac
Children a such an amusement. Conversations like that are why every version of "Kids Say the Darndest Things" was always funny to watch.

That's great stuff, Navy.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:30 am
by navynuke04
So we were having breakfast at IHOP this morning. My four year old was having scrambled eggs. Curiosity got the better of me.

Daddy: "Where do you think those eggs you are eating came from?"
4 Year Old: "McDonalds."
Daddy: "Wait a minute. You said that chickens lay eggs."
4 Year Old: "They do. But their eggs have baby chickens in them. Not scrambled eggs."
Daddy: "Makes perfect sense."

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:07 am
by Quest For Glory Fan
haha. I never really understood why people would want kids untill recently and this just amplifies that for me. Don't worry Navyn(d?)uke it'll all be over in 15 years.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:12 am
by navynuke04
Yes, but in the meantime, it's up to me to discover why all food seems to originate at McDonalds...

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:25 am
by Quest For Glory Fan
maybe because you go there everyday?  :p see Supersize Me the documentary for more details.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:40 am
by navynuke04
No... actually not. The local McDonalds is the only place in town with an indoor play area though. They love to go there to eat. I don't really like McDonalds food all the much though.

See skinny Oklahoma guy for more details.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:05 am
by Quest For Glory Fan
*looks at Brainiac*

ah It's all making sense now.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:28 am
by navynuke04
No.... Brainiac likes the other OSU.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:28 pm
by Vildern
it's up to me to discover why all food seems to originate at McDonalds...
My guesswork is that McDonald's is the source of all things good  :p (food...)

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:04 pm
by Quest For Glory Fan
What a country you have that has two meanings for OSU and where inflammable means flammable.

Meanings

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:53 pm
by Brainiac
Quest For Glory Fan wrote:What a country you have that has two meanings for OSU...
Three, actually; there's an Oregon State University, too. :D

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:13 am
by Quest For Glory Fan
I don't think Canada has anything known as OSU.   :(  :lol

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:31 am
by Vildern
Oh, So Ugly  :p

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:59 am
by Quest For Glory Fan
Ouch-ka-bibbles. That ones going to sting right into next week.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:13 am
by Fribbi
Is this a fake? Can Angelus maybe top Vamp if this is true?  :lol


http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:42 pm
by VampD3
Don't know if its fake but I think its pretty sick. I mean where the hell is the baby fitting? a womans body is built for this sort of thing, and even then certain organs near the baby move, the bladder pushes through a gap in your bones or something to make more room, but its built to do that.

Wonder if it is true, Its funny because for centuries women have complained about being the ones who have to carry the baby, saying "if only a man could go through this" BUT if this is real and a man could go through it they would all be like "thats not fair, taking away something thats for a women" lol  :lol

Hoax

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:41 am
by Brainiac
<enter the biologist-in-training>

It's fake.  Click the little button on the upper menu bar marked "Clyven" if you don't believe me; I'd know about that the minute it happened.

If you want further proof, note that there is no contact information of any sort on the site (physical or digital), the CNN report found here is clearly labelled 2001 at the bottom (so apparently, male pregnancies last over 4 years), and you can also find it listed in debunking sites here and here.

Ironically, a friend and I were discussing what would happen in terms of "gender wars" if cloning came about and the idea of male reproduction was mentioned.  Fortunately, nature seems to have one-upped us for the moment.  Recombining fertilized human ova with two female DNA samples or two male DNA samples is inviable; certain elements of the genetic code are only viable from a specific gender!  Basically, if gametic DNA from only one gender fertilizes an ova, either the trophectoderm (fetal placenta and umbilicus) forms or the inner cell mass (what becomes the embryo) forms, but not both.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:59 pm
by Skyshark
Males aren't biologically engineered to bear children, anyway. So why bother? :p

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:32 pm
by Quest For Glory Fan
then again we aren't bioengineered for much.  :lol

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:05 pm
by Fribbi
It's fake.
I'm so sorry to tell you this my dear Vamp but your Angelus will still have to use you to make a another miracles so yes, you are just stuck with him forever. Who other girls wants to make another Angelus's babies now?  :rollin  :p

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:46 pm
by Skyshark
Quest For Glory Fan wrote:then again we aren't bioengineered for much.  :lol
Yeah, we're just walking, talking, sperm factories when you boil us down to our basic elements. :p

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:38 pm
by Quest For Glory Fan
with a little to much interest in basic entertainment... rocks falling on people is still funny!