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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:47 am
Salt's opinions on various saurii:
Saurus: very popular brand, mostly due to the great color variety, red for those wanting to impress, green for those wanting an enviromentally friendly saurus, and the ladies love the purple. Very good for differant terrains, from the forests of Spielburg to the Great Shapeirian Desert.
Saurus Rex: Not very fast, mostly for show, or to run over other drivers. SUV, the Saurus Unstopable Vehicle.
Terrorsaurus: A lovely little sporty model, for those wanting to exchange personal safety for pure speed. Great security, no garage needed in fact, just tie it up outside, vandals and thieves won't dare touch a Terrorsaurus.
Running Death: Commonly used in the wilderness to transverse the frontier, this is the one you want if you plan on stomping down roads where no road as gone before. Also handy for construction (or deconstruction) work.
Saurus: very popular brand, mostly due to the great color variety, red for those wanting to impress, green for those wanting an enviromentally friendly saurus, and the ladies love the purple. Very good for differant terrains, from the forests of Spielburg to the Great Shapeirian Desert.
Saurus Rex: Not very fast, mostly for show, or to run over other drivers. SUV, the Saurus Unstopable Vehicle.
Terrorsaurus: A lovely little sporty model, for those wanting to exchange personal safety for pure speed. Great security, no garage needed in fact, just tie it up outside, vandals and thieves won't dare touch a Terrorsaurus.
Running Death: Commonly used in the wilderness to transverse the frontier, this is the one you want if you plan on stomping down roads where no road as gone before. Also handy for construction (or deconstruction) work.