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Sexiest Forum Male

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 1:50 am
by Blackthorne519
Well, you asked for it. You got it. Vote for the SEXIEST FORUM MALE!!

WOO!

And no, this poll isn't biased.

:rollin

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 1:58 am
by Rambaldi0503
Dad, how do you think my test-tube mommy would feel about this?

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 2:10 am
by The Knight
All the choices are tempting, but I think I should do a write in. :D

I Vote for Brad Pitt

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 2:59 pm
by The Avatar
He frequents this forum, doesn't he? :P

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:05 pm
by Spikey
and this poll differentiates Blackthorne from....what?? Even if you vote for Blackthorne, one will be the leading. But you will be the ugliest member as well.

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:20 pm
by Erpy
That reminds me. How much would people be willing to pay me to change "sexiest" to "ugliest" in the title? :p

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Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:26 pm
by Rambaldi0503
Erpy wrote:That reminds me. How much would people be willing to pay me to change "sexiest" to "ugliest" in the title? :p
I'll give you the working demo for QFI AND tell us what the secret project is. ;)

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 6:37 pm
by The Knight
I'll give you the working demo for QFI AND tell us what the secret project is.
And can Erpy tell you what the secret project it? It should be tell you, not tell us.

I'll give you a 386 laptop Erpy. ;)

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 6:40 pm
by Erpy
Whoa. The temptation becomes harder and harder to resist. Blackthorne had better get some really attractive offer to counter the bidding. :p

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Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 6:58 pm
by Blackthorne519
Okay Erpy,

Took me some time, but here's the counter offer:

One Original Copy of "Hero's Quest" with box, and dog chewed Manual.
One Copy of Police Quest IV: CD Original
One Signed Copy of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" (I got it from Adanzis)
Two slices of old moldy Pizza that Britney Spears left backstage at a show in my hometown.
One pair of sweaty underwear I stole from Axl Rose.
A copy of our game, QFI that Alan DOESN'T HAVE!!!!!! WITH ROXORS NEW GRAPHICS!
One copy of the Secret Project Demo
My own "Quest For Glory" hero costume I made myself. Looks like the Spielburg outfit.
One photo of this girl I know who looks like Nawar, dancing in a belly shirt. Worth THIS ALONE.
A set of explicit photos of Adanzis mom. (Doesn't serve a purpose, I just don't want 'em)


I guess this is my counter offer. But, hey, I'm comfortable in my sexiest/ugliest demeanor! It's a thin line between sexy and ugly, and lord knows I straddle it!

Bt

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 7:07 pm
by Rambaldi0503
One Original Copy of "Hero's Quest" with box, and dog chewed Manual.
Why do you insist on calling your Mom a dog, Blackthorne?
One Signed Copy of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" (I got it from Adanzis)
Actually, it's William Hung's CD where he sings "She Bangs".
Two slices of old moldy Pizza that Britney Spears left backstage at a show in my hometown.
Blackthorne neglected to say that he sniffed them afterwards as if they were a pair of panties!
A copy of our game, QFI that Alan DOESN'T HAVE!!!!!! WITH ROXORS NEW GRAPHICS!
If that's true, then I won't give you the latest copy of the script! The one with one-hundred utterences of the f-word in less than 10 seconds (Hildegaarde can be quite the swearer!)
One copy of the Secret Project Demo
I've got that too, Erpy.
My own "Quest For Glory" hero costume I made myself. Looks like the Spielburg outfit.
A pair of urine-soaked tight-weighties with the words, "I'M A TRUE SPIELBURGIAN HERO" written in red magic marker does not a QFG hero costume it make, Blackthorne.
One photo of this girl I know who looks like Nawar, dancing in a belly shirt. Worth THIS ALONE.
You promised Klitos you would stop sending that picture out to people.
A set of explicit photos of Adanzis mom. (Doesn't serve a purpose, I just don't want 'em)
Yeah, probably because it brings back bad memories of her dumping you.

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 7:09 pm
by The Knight
That's all you can offer?

Okay Erpy,
"She Bangs" performed by William Hung!!!

That's better than anything Blackthorne can offer.

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 8:26 pm
by Erpy
Hmm, I think I have a better idea. What a shame Rambaldi posted before I viewed this thread.

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Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 8:46 pm
by Rambaldi0503
Woh... I have three votes. Who the heck else voted for me?!?!? YEAHHH!!!! Take that Blackthorne!!! :p

Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 8:53 pm
by Erpy
Actually, I believe that vote was made when the entry was still called Blackthorne.

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Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 9:03 pm
by Rambaldi0503
Erpy wrote:Actually, I believe that vote was made when the entry was still called Blackthorne.

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Quiet you! :p

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 4:38 am
by Cain Aleksandrovich
Why aren't I on the poll? I'm dead sexy, I can send Erpy a pictue of myself nude with a guitar covering little El. Thats my best offer, unless you want me to sell you the scripter formerly known as Adanzis as a personal love-slave.

The changed poll

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 4:44 am
by The Avatar
Given that the names have changed, I've decided to go ahead and vote.. Erpy wins that one hands down.


But seriously, to do this poll correctly, we need to include pictures of each of the members on the list to judge by.. and ofcourse have a longer list.

Perhaps allow each member to submit their picture entry to the creator of the poll's email....and we'll have a real poll on our hands..

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 1:20 pm
by Rambaldi0503
Erpy's winning. DAMMIT!

For every vote I get, I promise the voter to get a free copy of the QFI demo before it's released public (don't tell Klitos or Blackthorne though, they'll castrate me. AGAIN!)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 1:48 pm
by Erpy
Cash up front, please.

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Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 2:14 pm
by Rambaldi0503
Erpy wrote:Cash up front, please.
YEAH! I'm winning! Parrot says the engine is 98% completed, would you like to see a fighting engine demo? Parrot, send it to the man of the hour.... ERPY! :p

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 3:33 pm
by The Knight
I've got a better offer for Erpy.
Put me in the lead, and you won't need to listen to the likes of N'SYNC and the Backstreet Boys. :p

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 9:04 pm
by Cain Aleksandrovich
dude formerly knw as adanzis, i voted for you, let's see that demo.

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 9:07 pm
by Rambaldi0503
ElMariachi wrote:dude formerly knw as adanzis, i voted for you, let's see that demo.
uhhhhhh, it's on BearShare.
:p
no seriously, it's coming, eventually
:D

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 9:08 pm
by Cain Aleksandrovich
Get theee hnce, Jodo. Can't I agt least see the fighting demo.