Valentines Day Romance

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Swift · #26 Post by **Swift** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:43 am

*polymorphs Jafar*

You're now a teddy bear. Let me sell you on e-bay so that I can raise enough for myself to buy a plane ticket to Australia.

Jafar · #27 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:50 am

Sell me to who?

koko992001 · #28 Post by **koko992001** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:44 pm

Jafar wrote:I thought it's true meaning was to annoy people in the KQ9 chat :p

I thought everyone was enjoying the mushy-ness. I know I was

Swift · #29 Post by **Swift** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:30 pm

Why, to the highest bidder, of course!

Jafar · #30 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:05 pm

koko992001 wrote:
Jafar wrote:I thought it's true meaning was to annoy people in the KQ9 chat :p
I thought everyone was enjoying the mushy-ness. I know I was

You were the cause of it!

koko992001 · #31 Post by **koko992001** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:09 pm

Jafar wrote:
koko992001 wrote:
Jafar wrote:I thought it's true meaning was to annoy people in the KQ9 chat :p
I thought everyone was enjoying the mushy-ness. I know I was
You were the cause of it!

It takes two to cause mushy-ness XD

Jafar · #32 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:15 pm

Okay, you and Yonkey.

My point still stands!

koko992001 · #33 Post by **koko992001** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:28 pm

Jafar wrote:Okay, you and Yonkey.
My point still stands!

Thanks. I wanted Neil to get credit too!

Jafar · #34 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:32 pm

BAH! Neil can go jump in a closet!

rosel1 · #35 Post by **rosel1** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:16 am

Valentine's Day is very hard on those without that special someone. I remember being in High School and watching all the girls with their candy and flowers and soppy love letters. I remember getting one (anonymous) Valentine's Day card. I eventually figured out who it was by process of elimination :p...it turned out to be a guy I had a crush on but I didn't have the nerve to tell him I liked him too.

I guess Valentine's Day can be a curse to those who are painfully shy.

:\

That said...I wouldn't say Valentine's Day sucks per se...but it sure has a way of reminding you of your "independence" :p!

Charlemagne wrote:I'll have to be satisfied with listening to Cherish by The Association, like I do every Valentine's Day. I'm so pathetic sometimes. $:\$

No you're not...that's a great song!!! I'll join you in listening to it!

koko992001 · #36 Post by **koko992001** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:53 am

Jafar wrote:BAH! Neil can go jump in a closet!

He already has

Well, we were thrown in...but maybe next time he'll jump in XD

FatherGhostface · #37 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:23 am

Now honestly, I love you guys like the cousin I had commited, but Valentine's day is pointless! Sure it's the Arizona's b-day, why you ask it's pointless, well maybe it's becuase couples should be treating each other like that everyday instead just Valentine's day which comes once a year! |I

FatherGhostface · #38 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:25 am

Ugh! Did I say that? Excuse me as I throw-up on my deluted sister.

Jafar · #39 Post by **Jafar** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:34 am

koko992001 wrote:
Jafar wrote:BAH! Neil can go jump in a closet!
He already has

Well, we were thrown in...but maybe next time he'll jump in XD

Here we go again...

Blackthorne519 · #40 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:16 am

Hey! There are chat rooms for this kind of one-lined banter!!!

Now, not me but my evil twin brother, Whitepansy, bought his girlfriend a huge vase full of roses - to be delivered to her office on Monday. Also, my...er his girlfriend is a big Pink Floyd fan, so he bought her the special 25th anniversary edition DVD of Pink Floyd 'The Wall'. She also loved rabbits, and since she can't get one as a pet right now, that sappy dude bought her a stuffed one and put it in a cage.

Sometimes I wanna kick my own....er evil twin's ass.

Bt

Jafar · #41 Post by **Jafar** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:22 am

Hey! There are chat rooms for this kind of one-lined banter!!!

A chatroom was...never mind, it's a long story.

Quest For Glory Fan · #42 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:17 am

LOVE CONNECTION *nudges Jafar*

now that that's over onto bt. You shouldn't pull a QFGF and be tough all the time when discussing your current status wit de ladiez. I mean if I had a nikel for everytime I was forced to listen to someone complain about their lady troubles I'd have around a dollar. Now if I had a penny for everytime someone wanted my advice on what to "do" i'd have like 2 dollars. like jeez man just admit it was you BT the mushy bastard we all love to hate. hey it's almost V-Day we can turn down the hate for a bit. Also for future refrence whitepansy is not just YOUR evil twin it's everyones evil twin unless they aren't white or actually are a pansy.

koko992001 · #43 Post by **koko992001** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:26 pm

Jafar wrote:
Hey! There are chat rooms for this kind of one-lined banter!!!
A chatroom was...never mind, it's a long story.

Definitely a long story...but SO much fun!

I was telling the story to both my manager and my former roommate...and both times, it surprised me how much background information I had to give them :P

FatherGhostface · #44 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:21 am

I've got story for ya,

It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"

Continue...

Spikey · #45 Post by **Spikey** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:38 pm

Ok the scariest thing ever happened to me this morning:

So okay, I'm at work at about 8:30, and the phone rings. So I go "Hello, Esso Tramdijk good morning" and this guy on the other side says, "Hi Rutger, are you looking for an exciting date" so I'm like "Not with people who ask for it on sunday mornings, and who the fuck ARE you anyway?" but he wouldn't tell me his name so I just hung up.

FatherGhostface · #46 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:17 pm

Did he ask if you liked scary movies?

Spikey · #47 Post by **Spikey** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:53 pm

No! But I was SO waiting for that question. Y'know, it was raining and dark. So -click- was the only thing I could do.

Cain Aleksandrovich · #48 Post by **Cain Aleksandrovich** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:28 pm

Blackthorne519 wrote:Hey! There are chat rooms for this kind of one-lined banter!!!

Now, not me but my evil twin brother, Whitepansy, bought his girlfriend a huge vase full of roses - to be delivered to her office on Monday. Also, my...er his girlfriend is a big Pink Floyd fan, so he bought her the special 25th anniversary edition DVD of Pink Floyd 'The Wall'. She also loved rabbits, and since she can't get one as a pet right now, that sappy dude bought her a stuffed one and put it in a cage.

Sometimes I wanna kick my own....er evil twin's ass.

Bt

You sappy-ass mofo, HAHA! You bought her a stuffed rabbit in a cage, err your evil twin. Well that compares nothing to what this kid I knew, goes by the name of El Mariachi online, did for Christmas for his once girlfriend. He took her to a dayspa and accompanied her there for a day or mental and physical relaxation(more like physical arousal for me...errr... him after seeing her on that massage table with nothing but a towel on) Now what guy would do that. Besides, that was quite a ip in the bucket for me and I couldn't afford hashish for a while after that. Err, El couldn't...

And SPikey, I couldn't work up the courage to tell you it was me on the phone, sorry.

Quest For Glory Fan · #49 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:39 pm

I know I would ask Spikey out on a date, He's a dreaboat. back on the topic of V-day I'm at work again and Valentine is at it again seeing as how most buisness is on weekends the resort decided february 12th and 13th were now valentines day. A fellow instructor here is using the affair to set me up with his "down with love" sister. I said "If you succeed in your shananigans where does that get you?" He thinks for a moment and says "Keeps me entertained." and so now he's pulling all these hairbrained schemes to get us set up. Even my friggin boss said it was a good idea. I was like "You're like 25-30ish how does it concern you?" Oh well I geuss we're all just having fun with it because we know it will never pull through.

FatherGhostface · #50 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:56 pm

Aw...that's sweet. But be carefull, it looks like he has a secret admirer on the love line! And it ain't Courtney Love! GWHAPHAHAHAAHA!

Valentines Day Romance

HUMBUCK!

Ugh!

Interestng...

SCREAM

How nice.