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FatherGhostface · #26 Post by **FatherGhostface** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:21 am

Well, this is interesting? No one has ever noticed that, but yes I am. Alot actually, I very few friends. :(

PotatoSlayer · #27 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:24 am

i can't relate...you're the type of person that i would be nice to out of sympathy but i'd make fun of you behind your back

Charlemagne · #28 Post by **Charlemagne** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:39 am

"I think the 8th-graders around here should take their pre-pubescent arguments somewhere else." And you can quote me!

PotatoSlayer · #29 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:51 am

dude im in 9th grade thank you very much

Kurdt · #30 Post by **Kurdt** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:46 am

"Women are not, by definition, evil. My wife, however, is."

Blackthorne519 · #31 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:56 am

"Dude, I'm in the ninth grade, thank-you-very-much." - PotatoSlayer

Bt

The Avatar · #32 Post by **The Avatar** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:17 pm

"Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savages whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men."

My Random quote of the Day, enjoy.

Blackthorne519 · #33 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:23 pm

Ooh, make the bad man stop quoting Ayn Rand!!!!!!!

Bt

Kurdt · #34 Post by **Kurdt** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:35 pm

"Government isn't the solution to the problem, government is the problem."

Alias · #35 Post by **Alias** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:40 pm

Can someone please delete or move some of the random posts here that have nothing to do with the topic, or delete them Im not picky.

Anyhoo, on topic:

Blade: Where the hell are we?
Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?

Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Blade: Do I look like your secretary?

- Mortal Kombat I Movie

Radiant · #36 Post by **Radiant** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:45 pm

"I won't not promise to avoid refraining from harming you." - Guybrush

PotatoSlayer · #37 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:36 am

no respect- that wierd sounding dude

Alias · #38 Post by **Alias** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:31 am

PotatoSlayer wrote:no respect- that wierd sounding dude

JabberJaw? :p

PotatoSlayer · #39 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:13 pm

yeah thanks reptile

The Avatar · #40 Post by **The Avatar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:55 pm

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

The Avatar's Quote of the day!

rosel1 · #41 Post by **rosel1** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:03 pm

Evil: Suddenly I feel... Very, very good.
Benson: I'm sorry, Master.
Evil: It will pass. It will pass.

From: Time Bandits

"They say necessity is the mother of invention. Don't know who the father is; probably remorse."

-The Red Green Show

The Avatar · #42 Post by **The Avatar** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:09 am

"Every possible idea may be said to be used existentially, for every possible idea qualifies and is true of a real world. And the number of real worlds, in a word, is indefinite. Every idea therefore in a sense is true, and is true of reality. The question with every idea is how far and in what sense is it true. The question is always whether, qualifying reality in one sense, the idea qualifies reality in another sense also. For, true in one world, an idea may yet be false in another world."

-The Avatar's Quote of the Day!

Radiant · #43 Post by **Radiant** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:35 am

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world.
The unreasonable man, despite all the odds, persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

(forgot the source, sorry)

Charlemagne · #44 Post by **Charlemagne** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:35 pm

rosel1 wrote:"They say necessity is the mother of invention. Don't know who the father is; probably remorse."

-The Red Green Show

Ooooh! A quote from The Red Green Show! I might be the only other person here who knows what that is (now that The Knight doesn't post anymore). My current sig is also a Red Green quote.

My contribution du jour:

"The suddenness of the leap from hardware to software cannot but produce a period of anarchy and collapse, especially in the developed countries." -- Marshall McLuhan, The Medium is the Massage, 1967

Parhelion · #45 Post by **Parhelion** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:03 pm

"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W.C. Fields

Blackthorne519 · #46 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:15 pm

Radiant wrote:The reasonable man adapts himself to the world.
The unreasonable man, despite all the odds, persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

(forgot the source, sorry)

George Bernard Shaw

I always liked his quotes about Marriage, though off the top of my head I cannot quote it properly.

Bt

PotatoSlayer · #47 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:48 pm

"surfing all about going up to that wave and sayin' hey bud, let's party"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

rosel1 · #48 Post by **rosel1** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:30 pm

Charlemagne wrote:
rosel1 wrote:"They say necessity is the mother of invention. Don't know who the father is; probably remorse."

-The Red Green Show
Ooooh! A quote from The Red Green Show! I might be the only other person here who knows what that is (now that The Knight doesn't post anymore). My current sig is also a Red Green quote.

I thought your signature sounded familiar

Yeah, our PBS station aired Red Green for about 6 years or so...and it was pretty popular with my circle of friends :) .

I liked the part of the show where they would put stuff together using duct tape :p . "Handy man's number one tool...duct tape!" lol

I'll end this post with another Red Green quote:

"All it takes is a little imagination, some mechanical ability, and neighbors who mind their own business." :D

Charlemagne · #49 Post by **Charlemagne** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:22 pm

Please rosel, if you're gonna quote Red Green's best line, you have to get it right.

Duct tape is "the handyman's secret weapon".

:lol

And my signature is the "prayer" that the men recite at the lodge meeting while the credits roll. The first time I heard it I was laughing for about a week afterwards.

Senor Matt · #50 Post by **Senor Matt** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:29 am

I can't believe that no one has quoted Napoleon Dynamite yet, that movie is just as much a gold mine of one liners as Monty Python is!!

Observe...

"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some food!!"

"Napoleon, don't be jealous just because I've been chatting online with babes all day long. Besides we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter."

"There's like a buttload of gangs at this high school, one of them kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."

And the ultimate pick up line...

"I see you're drinking 1% [milk], is that because you think you're fat??
Cuz you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

Just bask in the greatness of it all...

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