Interview with a Wookie

[Cadbury Wookie]

Q: So tell me, what's it like being a writer?<br><br><Wookie breaks down and cries.><br><br>Q: Uh... are you okay?<br><br>W: Sorry. I- I got another folicle in my eye. Yeah, that's it. Happens all the time.<br><br>Q: I see.<br><br>W: They don't call me Wookie for nothing.<br><br>Q: That's... um... fascinating.<br><br>W: Yeah. You gotta be careful around me.<br><br>Q: Why is that?<br><br>W: Coz I'll know if you rub me the wrong way. I'm really ticklish.<br><br><Questioner shudders.><br><br>W: Mind if I comb my chest?<br><br>Q: Ah... sure. Er... perhaps you might like to tell us something of KQ2.<br><br>W: Sure. It's a game.<br><br>Q: Uh-huh.<br><br><a long pause><br><br>Q: And...?<br><br>W: Well, it's a remake of a game. With more... um... stuff in it.<br><br>Q: I think a lot of people want to know if you'll be tying up those loose threads from that game in the future.<br><br>W: Well, I'd love to. But I'm not the one to ask, really. Try the AGCs. They're the ones who make those kinds of decisions. I just write away, and thankfully they buy into my scribbled ramblings.<br><br>Q: Would you consider authoring a fan novel? You know, explaining more of the background of "The Father", and perhaps tying up the whole "Black Cloak" thing.<br><br>W: I'm not really into the "Black Cloak", but I did think it was a cool thing to reference. The Father is my own character and definitely a guy I'd like to develop a little more. So yeah, maybe a novel would be a better idea. And hey, if the AGCs like it, they might make it into a game. That's what happened with the KQ2 remake. Then again, maybe they wont. They're really busy right now.<br><br>Q: Doing what?<br><br>W: I'm not allowed to say.<br><br>Q: Another secret project?<br><br>W: Everything's a secret at Tierra. Not even I know what's really going on!<br><br>Q: That must be difficult working for them.<br><br>W: Not really. They tell me what kind of stuff I'm supposed to write. I write it, and they go about their merry way scripting and whatnot.<br><br>Q: A lot of fans would like to see a remake of KQ3. So, is there going to be one?<br><br>W: The polls have indicated a strong support for KQ3, I know. It's reasonable to assume that it will be done at some point.<br><br>Q: Guess you haven't written anything for it, then.<br><br>W: Yeah. I have.<br><br>Q: What? You mean you have something planned on paper?<br><br>W: Well, I was kinda on a roll after KQ2 wrapped, so I sorta went ahead and wrote the screenplay for KQ3, much like I did with KQ2. Actually, I think I might have started it before KQ2 was finished. Anyway, it's done now. The question remains as to whether it will ever be used. To date, I have no idea.<br><br>Q: Anything you could share from it?<br><br>W: You mean like a extract? Hmmm... dunno.<br><br>Q: Oh, come on... please!<br><br>W: Well... <br><br>Q: Please!<br><br>W: That's not really convincing. I was doing better begging when I asked the AGCs to convert my KQ2 screenplay.<br><br>Q: Woof! <pant pant pant><br><br>W: Hey! That's how I did it! All right, how about this:<br><br>"Your parents are most fortunate they did not live to see your laziness. Had they not had the discourtesy to die horribly when you were but a wretched infant, the sight of your sloth alone would have killed them."<br><br>W: Oh, I gotta go!<br><br>Q: Huh? But you just got here!<br><br>W: Yeah, but I'm strating to malt again. Always happens when I quote myself.<br><br>Q: Er... I see. Well, Perhaps you'll join us later?<br><br><a pause><br><br>Q: Wookie? Hmmm... he's gone already. What's all this on the floor? Feels really wierd. Ewww! It's hair! Hugh clumps of it, too. Hope that all came from his upper body and not his... urgh, I don't want to even think about that! <p></p><i></i>

[Erpy]

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[Vildern]

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[The Knight]

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[Broomie]

Hahaha! Wookie, you got a laugh from me. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.atnas.com/upload/broomiesiga.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.atnas.com/upload/waism.GIF" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br></p><i></i>

[Lira Lindriel]

ROFLOL! I love it!<br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">--- <br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://liralindriel.bbboy.net/tags/lira ... <!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> <p><center> <table> <tr><td nowrap style=filter:glow(color="mintcream", strength=#+15)><font color="#1010bb" size=2><b> Lira Lindriel - - - - - - - <i>Magic is real - unless defined integer!</i></b></font></td></table> <br><font size = 1><a href="http://pub88.ezboard.com/bbackyarddiscussions">Backyard Discussions</a></font> ~x~ <font size = 3><a href=http://denim.bbboy.net/lirasduchy><b><i>Lira's Duchy</i></b></a></font> ~x~ <font size = 1><a href="http://liralindriel.bbboy.net/">My poems, stories and tags</a> </font></center></p><i></i>