The Little Miracle is 2 years old!

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Kurdt · #276 Post by **Kurdt** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:55 am

I was due right on Valentine's Day, but I ended up being 9 days late. If anyone ever asks, I just tell 'em I was in there for a little longer so I could develop a bigger brain. That's why I'm so smart, I am.

#277 Post by **Erpy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:31 am

I was two weeks early and my mother had an appendix operation shortly before my birth, but I doubt it had any effect on me.

Gronagor · #278 Post by **Gronagor** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:54 am

Erpy wrote:I was two weeks early and my mother had an appendix operation shortly before my birth, but I doubt it had any effect on me.

You don't have anything vital missing, do you Erpy??? For example... south of the border. They say surgeons just pick the first think sticking out and cut it out.

Jafar · #279 Post by **Jafar** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:45 am

That is the best Nash mood-pic he ever used.

Vipt · #280 Post by **Vipt** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:13 pm

Actually, that part of the male anatomy you described as "south of the border" isn't exactly 'vital'. Plenty of eunuchs existed in olden times, and women seem to do fine without it.

BTW, this response is not to add any credence to your insinuation concerning Erpy's manhood.

Blackthorne519 · #281 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:16 pm

I love how this thread went from Vamp's Baby to Erpy's Dingly-Dangly.

Bt

anathoth8 · #282 Post by **anathoth8** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:46 pm

This is a little crude, but it's something that was told to a guy I work with when his wife was about to give birth.

He said to put some chocolate between her legs. All kids love candy, so when they smell the chocolate, they'll just come right out!

Angelus3K · #283 Post by **Angelus3K** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:17 pm

He said to put some chocolate between her legs. All kids love candy, so when they smell the chocolate, they'll just come right out!

VampD3 · #284 Post by **VampD3** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:27 pm

Man I would try anything right now lol!

If its not here by 10 days from the 12th I have to be induced, any more good ideas???

Blackthorne519 · #285 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:37 pm

Jumping Jacks!

Bt

#286 Post by **navynuke04** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:25 pm

With my first child, I took my wife on about a 2 mile walk. She went into labor that night. For the second, we walked down the beach. It was probably about a mile and a half. She went into labor that evening.

bartonjo2 · #287 Post by **bartonjo2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:04 pm

I agree walking for a long time seems like it does it, when i was about to be born there were no parking spaces close to the hospital so my mother had to walk a long distance to the hospital. BTW VAMP how do you do the flashing dots in your sigs? maybe after things have settled down you could please make a sig (aquamarine with something kings questy)

thx and good luck

Senor Matt · #288 Post by **Senor Matt** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:29 am

My mother was two weeks overdue with my brother and decided to eat a two pound bar of chocolate one night, she went into labor a few hours later.

And if that one doesn't work, I've also heard that the father can help induce labor in the mother by....well....by doing what got the mother pregnant in the first place.

But even if neither suggestion works, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to try them.

Steffi Evenstar · #289 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:05 am

yeah, i'd say go for the nice long walk - it can't hurt!

i was one of those scheduled birth babies ... when my mom describes the day i was born, it's like she's talking about going in to have her gall bladder removed or something. "yeah, i drove to the hospital, your dad stayed home with your brother until the baby sitter arrived at 7:30, they prepped me at 8, 8:30, there you were." makes me feel like my birth was such a wonderous event. :P

so, yeah, go for a walk, make sure this kid knows that you're in charge, and that they need to get themselves out of there RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

however, if it's chilly there as it is here, i can't say i blame him/her for staying in there. good freakin' lord.

i've rambled. i apologize. i'm tired.

and here's to hoping your kid isn't another Stewey from Family Guy.

Quest For Glory Fan · #290 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:31 am

what are you talking about steffsie? Stewie is the greatest other then his homosexuality may bother some but did we ever hate Elton John for being gay? NO SIR!

Steffi Evenstar · #291 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:08 am

i just don't think Deb will like for her kid to plot her demise on a daily basis, that's all. :P

Quest For Glory Fan · #292 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:11 am

OHHHH ok I forgot all about that lol. I actually think Stewie is the greatest character of all time.

Kurdt · #293 Post by **Kurdt** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:56 am

My mom told me that the night before I was born I kept her up all night punching the ever-loving crud out of her. She thought she was having contractions, but they were absolutely random. That morning she was having a nervous breakdown because she had no idea what was going on, so they called the hospital and got everybody down there and everything like that, and they did an ultrasound and found out that I was basically playing around, jumping up and down and basically being dorky and stupid (gee...). But, the doc said that she would go into labor that day, and sure enough a couple of hours later she did. About 13 hours later, I was born. Good times, indeed.

My sister was actually a funnier story. My grandfather and step-grandmother (my grandad had remarried after my grandmother died) were in the room with my mom (as was everyone else), and my step-grandmother was reading aloud this article in People magazine about a gorilla in the San Diego zoo giving birth to a 400lb (181kg) baby. My grandfather disputed the article, claiming that that was completely impossible. They argued over a 400lb (181kg) gorilla baby for about 5 minutes before my mom was like, "SHUT UP!!!" There was a dead silence for another few minutes and then I (4yrs old, mind you) asked for a Snikers bar. Everyone laughed really hard (which I didn't get at the time) and they took me out of the room. When I got back, I had a sister. It was quite the time, believe you me.

VampD3 · #294 Post by **VampD3** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:13 am

BTW VAMP how do you do the flashing dots in your sigs?

I use Animation shop and Paintshop pro. Its really easy you just have to animate each bit of writing or picture seperatly and then put them together.

But yeah sure I'll do you one, I'll try and get around to doing one today for you

Thanks for all the advice Ill try the walking thing even though I'm sure Ive walked miles each day. I'm full of energy one minute and then Im totally tired as anything the next.

I've also heard that the father can help induce labor in the mother by....well....by doing what got the mother pregnant in the first place.

I'm definatly not up for that right now lol I'm aching all over to start with lol

BUT afterwards you never know

Going to see the midwife today so we'll see what she says.

Klytos · #295 Post by **Klytos** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am

My sister-in-law mowed her lawn. The baby came about 3 hours later.

bartonjo2 · #296 Post by **bartonjo2** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:26 pm

A midwife or a doctor or is the the same thing in England

Fribbi · #297 Post by **Fribbi** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:17 pm

So your baby are going to be as lazy like me. My mother told me I was late too when I was supposed to be born late in November and came finally out 10 december. It must be something she ate why I came out when I finally came out of her hehehe and that's is maybe the big reason why I was fat when I was born to earth hahahaha!

Little Fribbi

Angelus3K · #298 Post by **Angelus3K** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:33 pm

A midwife or a doctor or is the the same thing in England

A Doctor here is the same thing it is anywhere, a midwife is like a nurse that specialises with pregnant woman and helps/checks them throughout the 9 months and in olden days actually delivered the baby. Nowadays they are there to guide you.

After we went to see the midwife she recommended we go to the Hospital to get an induction date, an hour later at the Hospital we got an induction date of Thursday 28th October. So basically if the baby is not here by then Deb will have to go into Hospital and have the baby induced!!!!!

ThreeHeadedMonkey · #299 Post by **ThreeHeadedMonkey** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:02 pm

Either way, good luck with it!

bartonjo2 · #300 Post by **bartonjo2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:09 am

Hope she doesnt have to have that!

Stay happy and keep up that walking while eating chococlate forgot all th other er unmentionables

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