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Klytos · #76 Post by **Klytos** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:49 pm

My ideas are all original, but considering whats been deleted already, I don't think there's much point in showing them.

LucasFan · #77 Post by **LucasFan** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:52 pm

Rambaldi0503 wrote:But if you use a slang term "dick" instead of penis, and accurately describe it, you might as well post the pic.

Erpy wrote:Point taken, Rambaldi.

Heh, these things may happen, if a liberal person has to moderate an ultra conservative board.

Zeus · #78 Post by **Zeus** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:58 pm

correct , Lucasfan . . . you are the man

now if you invested time on serious games such as kq3 remake
and not on vga orgies you would be THE top man!

#79 Post by **Erpy** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:27 pm

Our board policy has little to do with being ultra conservative...it's simply about trying to avoid associations of Sierra's classics with certain elements they would probably deem unsuitable as well.

Klytos · #80 Post by **Klytos** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:13 am

And again we go back to the limp-dick comment.

Zeus · #81 Post by **Zeus** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:50 am

have i ever told you that i like limp dick people ?

Blackthorne519 · #82 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:18 pm

Zeus wrote:have i ever told you that i like limp dick people ?

Holy Hosanah! That is quite amusing.

Bt

PS

BTW, Even Roberta says she likes a good parody. In an interview, when asked about Royal Quest, I recall she said she would enjoy a parody. Sierra was not immune to adult humour, either, of course. SoftPorn, Leisure Suit Larry, not to mention their forays into Blood and Gore with games like Phantasmagoria. An argument could be made that the original games were made for families and children. Well, we're grown up now, and a parody that borders on taste is something most of us could handle, and isn't beyond the scope of Sierra, in my opinion.

And for those Americans on the board, as Sierra was an American company when these games were made, parody is specifically protected as a form of free speech. Not that this applies elsewhere, really, but Sierra was an American made and founded company.

Zeus · #83 Post by **Zeus** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:05 pm

you may find it funny but i stll am not sure what
''limp-dick'' exactly states

This word does not exist in
dictionaries, and the two separate words are not enough to show
the exact meaning i think.

Too bad i was not fast enough to see the LF picture before it was removed by the police

LF should publish a book with a title "argo lessons with sierra heros pictures"

Steffi Evenstar · #84 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:28 pm

zeus - i sent you a PM, trying to explain it bluntly.

JaimeOstos · #85 Post by **JaimeOstos** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:35 am

wow would be nice to see that pic

Klytos · #86 Post by **Klytos** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:47 am

How does Limp-Dick not explain itself. Look at the two words. LIMP ..... DICK.....

Steffi Evenstar · #87 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:11 am

it's one of those english phrases that really doesn't translate out too easily - heck, it could mean a guy named Dick walking with a limp. :P

Alliance · #88 Post by **Alliance** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:43 pm

Amazing how everyone was originally posting pics and messages, and now people are talking about limp dick or whaterver that is.
It drives me insane.

No, wait. I AM insane!

Alliance · #89 Post by **Alliance** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:44 pm

Finally, it's done! The Pizza elemental everyone's been waiting for!
It's slightly crappy, 'cuz I altered the VGA one, but here you go!

I could make it look better. Any suggestions?

Blackthorne519 · #90 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:46 pm

anathoth8 · #91 Post by **anathoth8** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:43 pm

Broomie · #92 Post by **Broomie** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:48 pm

LOL! Spaceballs was a classic. Thanks for reviving old times anathoth.

KKuhlman · #93 Post by **KKuhlman** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:53 pm

There ain't no denying, Mel Brooks is the king..

Brainiac · #94 Post by **Brainiac** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:42 am

Soulblighter wrote:There ain't no denying, Mel Brooks is the king..

Two words: Blazing Saddles.

'Nuff said.

As to the original thread focus, I give Bt's Pizza Elemental an 8.7 (highly creative but not in the QFG style), Alliance's a 4.6 (good attempt but not cheesy enough

), and anathoth8's a 10.0, simply because it's Pizza the Hutt.

Steffi Evenstar · #95 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:08 pm

i tried watching "Spaceballs" last night, but for whatever reason, i couldn't get the directors commentary to turn off on the DVD. not that Mel Brooks isn't the funniest man alive, but i just wanted to watch the movie. grr.

LucasFan · #96 Post by **LucasFan** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:54 am

You guys won't believe it but a loooong time ago in an AGS version far, far away I even started to make an own Space Quest fangame.

I think it was shortly after the release of Zak2. I didn't come very far. Most of my real life friends didn't even know Space Quest and convinced me to make something more famous and more promising. At the end I decided for MMD and I don't regret it. Not all all!

Anyway, there's what I did at that time. I've compiled it with the latest version of AGS, so there might be some graphic errors. The game should play during SQ5 and so it would have used its graphic style, of course.

Download

Zeus · #97 Post by **Zeus** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:57 am

LF the link does not work

Alliance · #98 Post by **Alliance** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:15 pm

right click on the link, select "Properties" copy the hyperlink, and put it in the place on your screen where you put websites.

Zeus · #99 Post by **Zeus** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:17 pm

strange. I have tried this, plus tried save target as, and the result is to reload the current topic (???)

What the heck???? I cannot download it with Opera!
It works in explorer! I downloaded finally!

Lucasfan...should you be called GATESfan instead ?

Bill gates...the ruler....

KKuhlman · #100 Post by **KKuhlman** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:37 pm

NEVER mention the name of that spawn of the...*cough*
Anyway, with Opera, just right click and select "copy link address" and should start downloading.

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