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PotatoSlayer · #51 Post by **PotatoSlayer** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:51 am

"your mom goes to college"
-Napolean Dynamite

The Avatar · #52 Post by **The Avatar** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:03 am

Time for The Avatar's Quote of the Day!

"Since weight is a gravitational force, you can actually get fatter just by being around fat people." -The Avatar

Oh, and I love the Red Green Show.

Alias · #53 Post by **Alias** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:47 am

Charlemagne · #54 Post by **Charlemagne** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:38 pm

I found a bunch of quotes that are too good not to share. Most I read in one of those cynic's quotation books but I can't remember all the authors, unfortunately. No offence intended to anyone, of course. It's all in good fun.

Australia:
"The only country where 'academic' is routinely used as a term of abuse."

Canadian:
"Difficult to distinguish from the average boring white guy, except when he's dressed to go outdoors."

Englishman:
"An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable." -- George Bernard Shaw

Modern Art:
"A square woman with three breasts and a guitar up her crotch." -- Noel Coward

New Zealand:
"Where men are men, and sheep get nervous." -- Graffiti

(U.S.) Republicans:
"People who believe the rich deserve a fair deal."

Truth:
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw

New England Patriots · #55 Post by **New England Patriots** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:01 am

Hey man, First of all stop bashing on my friend FatherGhostface

Second of all I got a quote:

"Win Or lose, play for the love of the game....oh heck whats the freakin score man?" - My dear old friend Andrew