Any advice on getting rid of unwanted attention?

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Alias · #76 Post by **Alias** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:54 pm

Yikes! People around here are getting scary with dreams and stufff like that!

Spikey · #77 Post by **Spikey** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:56 pm

Dreams are just random neurological bombings of your brainstem in the REM phase and the rest of the mass is trying to make something out of it.

Wolfgang Abenteuer · #78 Post by **Wolfgang Abenteuer** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:53 pm

You should put a WARNING on that one!

Agreed, although not the same warning Renodox is referring to.

You may notice the lumps on her arms,

Read: Elbows

the ones that blare out on her hands,

Read: Knuckles

the huge lumps near the middle of her legs

Read: Knees

So it's apparent you don't care for people with bones. Okay.

and the wrinkled foot!

And you don't like wrinkles at any time anywhere. Gotcha.

Besides, she's BALD!

And you don't like stuff with no hair. So you want a perfectly smooth creature with no lumps or bumps, and hair all over.

So, basically all you need is for a girl to resemble a tribble and you'll be all set, eh?

It's Life.

Gimme a break. I'm assuming you're joking and just don't want to share, which I respect, but if not then all I can say is ANGST'D/10. There is definitely something amiss if you are completely incapable of sexual feelings at your age, at least toward something (be it man or woman), so much to the point that it warrants medical attention I would say. Perhaps you have some sort of tumour on your pituitary gland (one guy had something like that and it actually made him grow breasts and lactate because his estrogen count was 10x higher than that of a pregnant mother, true story

) or some such. Whatever it is, these feelings (both the feelings that only death can cure you and the lack thereof regarding sexual desire) are not healthy. No offense, but you might want to get yourself checked out by a medical professional, be it an MD or a psychiatrist.

~Wolfgang

Spikey · #79 Post by **Spikey** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:58 pm

Spikey on the first page wrote:Renodox, this is pretty extreme and serious btw. Have you considered going to a therapist? At first I thought you were making a joke, but now it's obvious that you are not joking, I'm getting really concerned about you.

The Knight · #80 Post by **The Knight** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:02 am

Renodox, what about this http://xmorph.sourceforge.net/home/gour ... -small.gif

fluxmaster · #81 Post by **fluxmaster** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:02 am

Renodox wrote:I've kissed before and it felt like pressing my lips to one of those "snake" toys (you know, the ones that are filled with a gel and it's supposed to be hard to hold them) covered with water

Well, it's no wonder you didn't enjoy kissing! You were doing it all wrong!

Here's the correct way to kiss a woman: Put your tongue into her mouth and, with a circular motion, lick the inside of her lips. Then insert your tongue straight into her mouth and rub the tip of her tongue with the tip of your tongue. While you're doing that, imagine that you're licking the greasy spoon that was used to put the ketchup and mayonaise on one of those favorite hamburgers of yours.

Even better, invite her to a restaurant and order her one of your favorite hamburgers. Then, after she's eaten it, when you kiss her, her mouth will taste exactly like one of those hamburgers that you love. If you still don't enjoy it, then try doing the same thing, this time with a man.

If you do the above, I'm sure that you will find kissing quite enjoyable.

Wolfgang Abenteuer · #82 Post by **Wolfgang Abenteuer** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:19 am

I get the haunting suspicion that that's not going to help him. He's worried about touching someone else's lips, much less licking the inside of their mouths.

~Wolfgang

Renodox · #83 Post by **Renodox** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:03 am

Here's the correct way to kiss a woman: Put your tongue into her mouth and, with a circular motion, lick the inside of her lips. Then insert your tongue straight into her mouth and rub the tip of her tongue with the tip of your tongue. While you're doing that, imagine that you're licking the greasy spoon that was used to put the ketchup and mayonaise on one of those favorite hamburgers of yours.

Even better, invite her to a restaurant and order her one of your favorite hamburgers. Then, after she's eaten it, when you kiss her, her mouth will taste exactly like one of those hamburgers that you love. If you still don't enjoy it, then try doing the same thing, this time with a man.

If you do the above, I'm sure that you will find kissing quite enjoyable.

And you people think I have problems! That's the most revolting thing that I've ever read! I've seen things on Fear Factor that aren't as bad! I'd rather eat a bull snout, spinal chord and spleen than do that! Why on earth would I want to touch a human's mucus membrane?!

And in response to the Knight's question: no. I'm not interested in that. ...Although it does have nice eyes. It's still bald.

As for Wolfgang Abentueruer's comments: The lumps on her hands are not her knuckles. I'm refering to those that are just above her hands and on the wrists actually.

And no, I'm not joking. Life is a terminal condition. In any case, it may be that I'm just advanced. After all, I still say instinct is the only thing that attracts men to women and vice versa. Every other species with two genders has some sort of attraction and that's considered to be instinct. Maybe I am past instinct. And don't forget that e-mail I got. Maybe that really happened!

Jafar · #84 Post by **Jafar** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:37 am

Maybe I am past instinct.

Maybe you are out of your mind.
I think you have a leeeetle too much sci-fi in your head when you talk about how you might be "advanced" and some weirdness about aliens.

fluxmaster · #85 Post by **fluxmaster** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:49 am

Well, you've convinced me--you are acting in accordance with you're nature when you avoid all sexual or romantic contact.

If you are convinced that this is normal and doesn't require professional help (of which I am not), then you should devote your life to purely intellectual pursuits, such as playing chess, the study of mathematics, and the like. If emotional pursuits are all right so long as they don't involve biology, you might add musical composition, the visual arts, etc.

Spikey · #86 Post by **Spikey** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:08 am

Don't you have a picture? I would like to see why people give you so much attention.

Wolfgang Abenteuer · #87 Post by **Wolfgang Abenteuer** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:45 pm

Okay, I've read through this thread now and I must say, Renodox, you have a problem. And here's your problem:

You're not an alien from the planet Xerox or whatever and you're not a being superior to other humans as you have eluded to (not just in this thread but in others when you mention stuff like "Humans, I'll never understand them"). You are not above, or "past" things like instinct. You are, in fact, human, and these feelings of being "only" human repel you. You want to think that you're better than everyone else, that you are above such "humanlike" things as love and kissing, when in reality you desire those things - almost to the point of being depressed about it. Inside you want it, outside you want everyone to think you're better than it. It's causing large amounts of conflict within yourself (and yes, winning the $1000 bet is part of it, because that would be admitting that they were right and you are "one of them"). You want to be right 100% of the time and you don't want anyone to see your weakness(es). Admitting that you desire human contact would be admitting that you: a) are just like everybody else in that regard and b) are depending on someone else for something that you are not capable of manufacturing yourself (the kind of emotion that a relationship generates). It's also very clear you like to be in control, and you think that if you have feelings such as love and/or sexual desire, that you will no longer have complete control, yet down inside you know everyone's right. Still, you put on a front and try to convince yourself that everyone is wrong, you are right, and you will ALWAYS be in control.

How do I know this? Because I was once like it. Not quite to your extreme degree, but on some level. I was about your age, too - early-mid high-school. I would never admit to anyone that I had these feelings because then I would be just like everyone else - human, not a superhero/wizard/high-alien/whatever.

And it passed. And so it shall for you.

Oh, and that your first instincts were right - that email you received is a large crock of hooey.

~Wolfgang

Renodox · #88 Post by **Renodox** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:16 pm

It's planet Xoneris and I'm mid-way through my Senior year of College. Moreover, it's true that I don't want to be human. I don't know about "better," but not human. I'm not sure what I want to be. I can say that I don't want to be some superhero character because the responsibility would be just too much. Furthermore, Renodox is hardly considered better than anyone. He's one of a billion and expendable. If a member of the warrior class dies, then another one takes his place. It's that simple. Besides, I don't have to be right all the time... I just like to prove others wrong. It's like saying, "I don't care about winning, I care about not losing." Oh well, you're entitled to your opinion.

BTW, the "Humans..." line was born from Calvin and Hobbes. It's the one where Hobbes is sleeping, dreaming of salmon. He wakes up and starts yawning and stretching and falls back to sleep. Calvin says, "Boy rough life, huh? What have you done today?" Angrily Calvin walks off as Hobbes watches with a half open eye. Then Hobbes thinks, "People!"

Wolfgang Abenteuer · #89 Post by **Wolfgang Abenteuer** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:33 pm

Okay, perhaps "better" isn't the right term. How about "different"? How many other people do you know from Xoneris? Are you the only one? I mean, you may be one of a billion, but how many of those other billion do you know and interact with on a daily basis?

Besides, I don't have to be right all the time... I just like to prove others wrong

LOL...different way of saying the same thing. By proving others wrong, you are therefore proving yourself right. Either that, or you just wish to see others fail. I can understand that. That way, if people fail in what they do, then it in some way vindicates the way you have chosen to do something. In a way, you could see their failure as your success. Perhaps you are hoping that if they see that their way of thinking is wrong, they will conform to your way, instead of you conforming to theirs?

And yes, that's how I was, too. Hopefully one day you find that proving others wrong, especially when it goes so far as swearing off something like dating or relationships, is far less important than your being happy. So what if they were right and you actually have feelings? Is it worth making yourself unhappy because of it? You're obviously not too keen on your life right now, so this lifestyle of a Xonerian (sp?) warrior isn't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe it's time for a change, eh?

~Wolfgang

Broomie · #90 Post by **Broomie** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:29 pm

DANGER!
This post has been rated PG-13 by the BBPC. (Broomie's Brilliant Post Certificate)

Renodox wrote:
Here's the correct way to kiss a woman: Put your tongue into her mouth and, with a circular motion, lick the inside of her lips. Then insert your tongue straight into her mouth and rub the tip of her tongue with the tip of your tongue. While you're doing that, imagine that you're licking the greasy spoon that was used to put the ketchup and mayonaise on one of those favorite hamburgers of yours.

Even better, invite her to a restaurant and order her one of your favorite hamburgers. Then, after she's eaten it, when you kiss her, her mouth will taste exactly like one of those hamburgers that you love. If you still don't enjoy it, then try doing the same thing, this time with a man.

If you do the above, I'm sure that you will find kissing quite enjoyable.
And you people think I have problems! That's the most revolting thing that I've ever read! I've seen things on Fear Factor that aren't as bad! I'd rather eat a bull snout, spinal chord and spleen than do that! Why on earth would I want to touch a human's mucus membrane?!!

What the- How is that revolting? This is basically what I do everyday with my girlfriend. I can tell you what I've gone further than that,

but no sex. (Well actually I do plan to lose my virginity at 16 since I for one don't think I'm ready yet.

1 month to go yes! My girlfriend is already 16 so I think that's legal, well if not who cares. I'm British.) Back to my point, pulling, or snogging or tongue massaging, is perfectly normal. I don't know why you have a problem with that. Love is a natural thing. While I was speaking about sex what are your views on that? That's not disgusting too is it?

Sorry to have a snap at you Renadox but you have to understand the feeling you get when you do those types of thing, when I kiss Amiee, who I started seeing last summer, I just feel phenominal, it's a great sensation, I don't get thoughts like, eww I'm licking another human's tongue, quick get me some water. I just enjoy it.

Angelus3K · #91 Post by **Angelus3K** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:42 pm

Broomie lad, when you turn 16 I'll buy you a pack of condoms for your birthday.

But dont feel like you've got to rush into it just cos you've turned 16.

But when your ready you'll know it

Broomie · #92 Post by **Broomie** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:07 pm

Thanks Angelus!

Angelus3K · #93 Post by **Angelus3K** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:09 pm

Ahhh to be 16 again.... 21 would do!..... WAIT! I am 21! Whoohoo!!!!

Quest For Glory Fan · #94 Post by **Quest For Glory Fan** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:29 pm

fluxmaster wrote:
Renodox wrote:I've kissed before and it felt like pressing my lips to one of those "snake" toys (you know, the ones that are filled with a gel and it's supposed to be hard to hold them) covered with water
Well, it's no wonder you didn't enjoy kissing! You were doing it all wrong!

Here's the correct way to kiss a woman: Put your tongue into her mouth and, with a circular motion, lick the inside of her lips. Then insert your tongue straight into her mouth and rub the tip of her tongue with the tip of your tongue. While you're doing that, imagine that you're licking the greasy spoon that was used to put the ketchup and mayonaise on one of those favorite hamburgers of yours.

Even better, invite her to a restaurant and order her one of your favorite hamburgers. Then, after she's eaten it, when you kiss her, her mouth will taste exactly like one of those hamburgers that you love. If you still don't enjoy it, then try doing the same thing, this time with a man.

If you do the above, I'm sure that you will find kissing quite enjoyable.

at first i thought that was lil graphic like i was reading a romance novel but then it got really funny lol, IT taste JUST like hamburgers lol,

On topic after the praise I would like to point out that although I am sure he apreciates this help keep in mind that you do not control him. I know noones here is very manipulative and you're just trying to help but i just hate it when people or your friends say stuff over the edge like don't kill yourself

PS. This was written last night but i minimized at didn't get around to it till now

Renodox · #95 Post by **Renodox** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:22 pm

Don't you have a picture? I would like to see why people give you so much attention.

No. I don't have a way of putting a picture up. Not only do I not have a digital camera, I also don't have a scanner. Beats the hell out of me why anyone would pay any attention to me. I'm fat, I don't often shave, I tend to slouch and I only wear blue jeans and pocket T-shirts. Maybe it's the "Baby Blues" situation. If you remember the short lived TV show, there was an episode where their baby sitter had that jerk of a boyfriend because she thought he was hurting inside and she could change him.

What the- How is that revolting? This is basically what I do everyday with my girlfriend. I can tell you what I've gone further than that, but no sex. (Well actually I do plan to lose my virginity at 16 since I for one don't think I'm ready yet. 1 month to go yes! My girlfriend is already 16 so I think that's legal, well if not who cares. I'm British.) Back to my point, pulling, or snogging or tongue massaging, is perfectly normal. I don't know why you have a problem with that. Love is a natural thing. While I was speaking about sex what are your views on that? That's not disgusting too is it?

Oh, where to begin?! Here are some views on love:
Love is nothing more than a biochemical reaction designed to make sure I genes get passed on. -Calvin
Love is an emotional storm, an animal reflex to be controlled by the rational mind. -The Eradicator
Love is just a hormonal imbalance. -Dr. Gajeski

And you're talking about touching somebody else's MOUTH with my TOUNGE! Someday I'd have to put that back in my own mouth. I would NEVER lap up someone's saliva or eat food that person already chewed! That's just sick! Besides, I don't feel any emotional stimulations when around another person. It's more just a "go away" type feeling. Seeing as I have no emotional or physical stimulations, why should I waste my time and the other persons?

Anyway, to answer your other question I believe it to be nothing more than the method of starting reproduction.

LOL...different way of saying the same thing. By proving others wrong, you are therefore proving yourself right. Either that, or you just wish to see others fail. I can understand that. That way, if people fail in what they do, then it in some way vindicates the way you have chosen to do something. In a way, you could see their failure as your success. Perhaps you are hoping that if they see that their way of thinking is wrong, they will conform to your way, instead of you conforming to theirs?

And yes, that's how I was, too. Hopefully one day you find that proving others wrong, especially when it goes so far as swearing off something like dating or relationships, is far less important than your being happy. So what if they were right and you actually have feelings? Is it worth making yourself unhappy because of it? You're obviously not too keen on your life right now, so this lifestyle of a Xonerian (sp?) warrior isn't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe it's time for a change, eh?

I like to see others fail because most people that I know are just so darned SURE of themselves. I usually admit when I don't know something and I admit when I am wrong. However, I do stand adamant about certain things and I won't let others control me. ...Not that I'm saying you are, but I am adamant about not dating. I hope that you don't take adamancy about one's principles or whims as being "bad."

Broomie · #96 Post by **Broomie** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:32 pm

Oh well if you're an anti-love fanatic be that way. I'm sure you'll find that there is more to it when you kiss someone than just touching bits of chewed food and saliva with your tongue.

I must say you are the first person I've ever encountered who doesn't want to get emotionally involved with someone. Ever since I've remembered I've always wanted a family and a wife (when I'm old enough that is) I remember the quaint expression on my 7 year old face when I found out that babies are made by inserting your "willy" in the girl's "fanny!" I got over it, but it was funny when I'd go into my mum's room sometimes and say, "you weren't making babies were you?"

Anyway, you'll soon realise that there is someone out there for you that you would want to spend the rest of your life with. If not, it won't be too bad when you're in a rocking chair, looking out the window, wishing you should have taken the chance when you could have. Yet it's your life, you do what you want with it.

Peace out I'm off to a party with a load of fit birds, don't worry Amiee is going to be there so I'll be rather faithful.

Angelus3K · #97 Post by **Angelus3K** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:57 pm

Ever since I've remembered I've always wanted a family and a wife

Thats exactly how I was (am), and now I've got it!!! (Well engaged and baby on the way, how close do you wanna get?

)

Blackthorne519 · #98 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:05 pm

Wow! This thread is totally re-donk-culous! But it's a really fun read!!!!

Bt

Renodox · #99 Post by **Renodox** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:13 pm

My thoughts on starting a familiy:

To begin with I have to say, more power to you. You know what you want and you are attempting to get to it. While I personally don't like the idea of having a family myself, I can't say that's wrong for you.

However, when I look at the potpulation problems on Earth I've always wondered this: what if there were no humans? What would happen then? A lot of things would die off of course. There are the domesticated animals, not to mention the machines that would explode or dump toxic wastes, etc. because no one was there to opperate them. But suppose that we could just imagine that these things were removed from existence. What would happen then? Would something else take the place of humans? Would that unknown niche that humans fill be unfilled and thereby causing an imbalance? I may never know but contributing to the human population won't help solve that mystery.

Ahem

, my personal feeling is that there are too many humans on earth as it is. No, I'm not going to try and reduce the population by destroying those who are here already. The damage has been done. What I will do, however, is not have children of my own. That alone can really help reduce the population. Assume that I had two children. The population is increased by two. Sometime later these two find someone else and have two children each. That means that four more are around and I'm somewhat responsible for six, since my grandchildren could never be without my children who could never be without me. Then say those four have two making it eight. Now from me it's fourteen. Etc., Etc. This is assuming that I and the rest of the generations only have two children. What if I and they have three? First I'm responible for three, then twelve, then fifty-one. Eventually, the number of children that I am at least partially responsible for would get into the thousands and.

I also was greatly influenced by the classic Superman Vs. Predator. In this one, Superman's primary enemy is not the Predator, but an alien virus that is harmless to humans and the Predators but lethal to him. Anyway, a radical terrorist group is trying to release a toxin into the air that will kill all but those with perfect genetic coding (at least one person would still be alive since he was tested with the toxin and survived). Even people who don't exibit the effects of the genetic defects will die since they may pass them on. This would leave Earth with only perfect humans. I would be one of the dead. So, who am I to pass on genetic defects?

Finally, I've once said this: I'll have a child when they can ask to be born. Do you have any idea how many times I was told I should be grateful to my parents for giving me life?! I never asked for it! So, I'm not going to be like my parents and force someone to come to life!

Does anyone even take this stuff seriously?

Blackthorne519 · #100 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:48 pm

I also was greatly influenced by the classic Superman Vs. Predator. In this one, Superman's primary enemy is not the Predator, but an alien virus that is harmless to humans and the Predators but lethal to him. Anyway, a radical terrorist group is trying to release a toxin into the air that will kill all but those with perfect genetic coding (at least one person would still be alive since he was tested with the toxin and survived). Even people who don't exibit the effects of the genetic defects will die since they may pass them on. This would leave Earth with only perfect humans. I would be one of the dead. So, who am I to pass on genetic defects?

For someone who hates humans, you sure do worship stuff that was WRITTEN AND CREATED by them!!!!!!

Bt