Dark Castle

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Daffi · #1 Post by **Daffi** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:23 pm

Back in the 1980s, there was a great game for Mackintosh called Dark Castle. Unfortunately, it only existed for Mac+, and when I moved to Mac IIvx I had to abandon it. Meanwhile I've deteriorated to PC. Does anyone know of a remake or (hint hint) plan making one? I still dream sometimes about those ferocious eyeballs and shooting them with my sling...

Gav · #2 Post by **Gav** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:56 pm

I'm pretty sure I used to have Dark Castle on my pc (not Mac).

That means there should be a version of it out there (possibly freeware by now) that you can play.

Kurdt · #3 Post by **Kurdt** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:56 am

*psst!* AGDs, I think he's talking to you.

adeyke · #4 Post by **adeyke** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:18 am

Eh. It's really not on a list of even potential AGDI remakes.

Daffi · #5 Post by **Daffi** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:23 am

You got it Kurdt. Only problem is I happen to be a woman...

Blackthorne519 · #6 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:39 pm

Oh great. Another woman.

Bt

Senor Matt · #7 Post by **Senor Matt** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:00 am

Uh oh, I can feel the topic of this thread quickly drifting away from the original one....

Oh wow!! A woman?!!? A REAL Woman!?! Gee, I've never seen one of those before!!

Daffi · #8 Post by **Daffi** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:46 am

Don't know about REAL, but my husband seems satisfied... Even if I'm flesh and bone and not Lara Croft.
What else could I be? A duck? Oh, wait, with a name like mine...

Jafar · #9 Post by **Jafar** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:54 am

A duck?

Must......resist....urge to tell...duck joke....

Swift · #10 Post by **Swift** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:05 pm

Let me help you there, Jafar.

*brandishes chainsaw*

Jafar · #11 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:18 am

Er...I seem to of forgot the punchline. So, um...See ya!
*Cartoony running sound effects*

Steffi Evenstar · #12 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:44 am

*thwaps all of those who seemed dismayed at another female in the forums.*

we need more of us with ovaries here!

Jafar · #13 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:52 am

*Doesn't get thwapped, since he had a feeling that Daffi was a girl*

Swift · #14 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:59 am

Girl power!

Jafar · #15 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:03 am

*Rolls his eyes*
Sorry, its a weird reflex. Everytime someone says "Girl Power" (

) I roll my eyes. Its not my fault.

Swift · #16 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:04 am

That's ok. We definitely need a better tagline to replace "girl power".

Senor Matt · #17 Post by **Senor Matt** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:34 am

You go Swift!!!!! Yay Girrl Power!!!

I, for one, am all for women's rights (especially if it will get me some action!

)

But seriously, women rock. Believe it or not I've actually known many women in my time. In fact, come to think of it, even my own mother is a woman, and I lived with her for more than 20 years! So clearly I know all about you people. Go Females!!

dungeonsofdorks · #18 Post by **dungeonsofdorks** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:55 am

I'm a self proclaimed misogynist
and I chainsaw women in half

screw PCness!

(note: COMPLETELY a joke. it's girls I hate)

Swift · #19 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:58 am

*chainsaws dungeonsofdorks*

Who wants some?

Steffi Evenstar · #20 Post by **Steffi Evenstar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:30 am

yeah ... i have no problem with men, it's guys who drive me nuts!

Blackthorne519 · #21 Post by **Blackthorne519** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:33 am

Girl Power

OXYMORON: ox·y·mo·ron
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Bt

The Knight · #22 Post by **The Knight** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:34 am

What's wrong with haveing more women on the forums?

Must......resist....urge to tell...duck joke....

If you start on duck jokes, I'll have to do some Aladdin jokes.

Swift · #23 Post by **Swift** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:44 am

Blackthorne519 wrote:
Girl Power
OXYMORON: ox·y·mo·ron
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Bt

How very cute, BT.

*polymorphs BT*

*BT is now a puppy*

Jafar · #24 Post by **Jafar** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:16 am

I think BT is barking up the wrong tree.

#25 Post by **Erpy** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:18 am

Uh oh, I can feel the topic of this thread quickly drifting away from the original one....

I feel this thread is getting dangerously close to a oneliner-fest and may end up being treated as such.