#19
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by Blackthorne519 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:40 pm
No lie, I woke up this morning, and I peed for two and a half minutes of urination pleasure. I know this may seem slightly sick, but when your kidneys don't function well, having a good piss is excellent.
I went to the doctors office; got a shot of Epogen. I'm anemic, Epogen helps my body build red blood cells. It makes me feel groovy, AFTER it makes me feel groggy. Weird.
I took a nap to let the Epo take effect; talked to a friend of mine who is a professor, we discussed jointly teaching a class on the history of film. I was so excited, I almost moved. But then I fell back asleep.
Woke up, went to see "The Longest Yard". Funny flick. Got home, read emails, got an assignment from the local paper. I have to cover a fluff story about a local farm that raises racing horses, and runs a self-help facility on the same grounds. Nothing like sweaty horses and crazy people for a good time. All this place needs is a one-eyed old dude, carrying a shotgun and riding a lawnmower. Then it would be my favorite place on Earth.
Plunked onto the internet, wrote this drivel, and thought of ways to eviscerate my favorite miscreant, Quest For Glory Fan. Then I remembered that the poor sod is Canadian, and I took pity on him. Then I remembered that I liked Canada, so I figured I'd send him a box of Tim Hortons to say I'm sorry.
Then I wrote a love letter to Klytos; but I threw it away. I get too shy, nervous. I mean, what would he say; what if he doesn't like me, what if he's otherwise engaged. I put my heart into a corner, and decide to write a hate mail to Erpy. It starts out as hate mail, but in the midst of my anger I realized: I love that man. Not like I wanna have little Nash's with him, but that "damn, do I appreciate him." So I wrote a hate mail to Cain (Which is always easy) and I wrote a dirty letter to Steffi (Which is always fun) and finished writing this. Whew.
Bt